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After taking a massive dump, when looking in the toilet to marvel at your handiwork and find ... nothing!
I swear I just passed a footb..
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Someone who's so ugly that each time you think of her, you'd puke, so you can't have sex with her, and if you have sex wi..
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The badge of honor affixed about the shoulder of a caring parent by a baby during burping. Like snowflakes, no 2 milk brooches are alik..
