What is Hosepipe Ban?
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The sad state of affairs of being without sex, and being unlikely to have it any time soon. Period of sexual drought/celibacy, whether "by choice" or enforced.
"If this hosepipe ban goes on for much longer, I may have to start going to Jumpin' Jaks'"
"She looks miserable, must be on a hosepipe ban again"
"Oh my god, he's gorgeous! He could lift my hosepipe ban anytime".
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an impregnated prostitute; used as an insult
that emily girl is such a knocked up hoe..
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1. when you sit down at your computer to type an email but forget what you were going to send and to who.
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