What is Hostage Negotiation?
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Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.
Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.
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The act of driving your car while simultaneously beating off and trying NOT to look at dudes..
I was car jacking the other day.. you k..
