Hostage Situation

What is Hostage Situation?


1.

After eating shrimp cocktail that has been under a heat light and drinking a gallon of mexican water, you talaban the toliet and lock your wife ( who has been not putting out to you )in the bathroom with you with no fan on.

After 6 months of therapy proved friutless, and torture seemed the only option at hand. I released my wife from a hostage situation after see agreed to have anal sex.

See taliban, hostage, anal sex, mexican water, shrimp


30

Random Words:

1. its like zomgz but with enhymer at the end like zomgzenhymer i cant believe that whore! See zomgz, zomgie, zomg, fuckyou..
1. really cool person to be around which created carolina,irean,jorge,half of jimmey and loves dick without lyannete none of these people..
1. Replace bow with knife. Replace violin with wrist. Proceed to saw. -Emo. Go play the emo violin, loser...