What is Hostage Situation?
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After eating shrimp cocktail that has been under a heat light and drinking a gallon of mexican water, you talaban the toliet and lock your wife ( who has been not putting out to you )in the bathroom with you with no fan on.
After 6 months of therapy proved friutless, and torture seemed the only option at hand. I released my wife from a hostage situation after see agreed to have anal sex.
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Random Words:
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not a muffin but a name that degrades someone so bad it counts as a walrus slap
Jill your the biggest hor ever, said Tim
Tim your a ..
