What is Hot Doc's Secret White Root Medicine?


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spooge, discovered by cave men, thought to cure acne, genital warts, cold sores, stomach ulsers, broken bones and old age when applied liberally to effected area. Now known to wipe out memories, create falsehoods and deplete mental capacity of the ejaculator.

"My tummy hurts, baby." she says

"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins

"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines

"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers


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