What is Hot Tejada?
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Named for its founder Eric, this is when a girl shits on your chest and then you proceed to masturbate to completion w the hot shit.
I fed Pattycakes spicy gorditos from Bennigans and she gave me a hot tejada and I ejaculated all over her!!!
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an epicly awesomely epic mother
Rachy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Rach..
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When a girl looks WAY hotter in a picture then in real life.
guy 1: wow she looked hot in the pic but when we went out she was a beast!..