What is Hot Tejada?
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Named for its founder Eric, this is when a girl shits on your chest and then you proceed to masturbate to completion w the hot shit.
I fed Pattycakes spicy gorditos from Bennigans and she gave me a hot tejada and I ejaculated all over her!!!
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