What is Hot Tejada?
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Named for its founder Eric, this is when a girl shits on your chest and then you proceed to masturbate to completion w the hot shit.
I fed Pattycakes spicy gorditos from Bennigans and she gave me a hot tejada and I ejaculated all over her!!!
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The widely accepted yet not 100% proven theory in which it is impossible to kill a clock.
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1. A slightly good looking black guy who is a complete ass-hole.
2. A guy who bashes other guys in order to take advantage of a girl.
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