Hot Tejada

What is Hot Tejada?

Named for its founder Eric, this is when a girl shits on your chest and then you proceed to masturbate to completion w the hot shit.

I fed Pattycakes spicy gorditos from Bennigans and she gave me a hot tejada and I ejaculated all over her!!!

See cleveland steamer, pattycakes

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