Hot Tejada

What is Hot Tejada?

Named for its founder Eric, this is when a girl shits on your chest and then you proceed to masturbate to completion w the hot shit.

I fed Pattycakes spicy gorditos from Bennigans and she gave me a hot tejada and I ejaculated all over her!!!

See cleveland steamer, pattycakes

Fail Safe

1. a ripped or broken latex condom "<pant pant> Sorry about the fail safe, honey"..

Extreme Queef Ball

1. dodging fruit which has been fired from a vagina via queefing Tom:Hey, do you fancy a game of extreme queef ball? Maxine:Hell yeah mot..

Jamtart

1. A person who quits drinking alcohol before everyone else. Mike is a jamtart for wanting to leave the bar so early. 2. Someone who onl..

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