What is Hot Tejada?
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Named for its founder Eric, this is when a girl shits on your chest and then you proceed to masturbate to completion w the hot shit.
I fed Pattycakes spicy gorditos from Bennigans and she gave me a hot tejada and I ejaculated all over her!!!
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Random Words:
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The Bread around the weinner.
George: May I insert my hotdog into your bread?
Hank: Yes.
George: You Frigen' rule, Hank.
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Anything that is old and broken, tired, used up. The combo of the words Jalopy and Dilapidated, combined.
Jeff's hat was jalapida..
