What is Howard?
1.
To smash an egg over ones self whilst wanking.
Things got a bit sticky last night after i had a Howard.
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2.
when a person gets angry and has a spaz
hes chucked a howard once he ran into the tree
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HOWARD
1. Hand-Wrist Assisting Robotic Device
2. The average boy that likes the feeling of his everyday clothing; jacket, pants, etc. The Howard rarely changes his usual clothing of choice. The one that is called by many nicknames and can change appearance year to year.
ex.1) scientist: Hey! Bring over the HOWARD to my workstation! I need help with my handwriting.
ex.2) Look at that guy over there.
WOAH, it's a Howard!
Howard Liu
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*scruff walks in the room*
You Shout: Howard!!
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5.
To be sheep like in every way. Stalker like with a van, also has a bed in it. Thicker beard than Newman.
Kayla Howard Bah Bah
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6.
Defining word of one being extraordinarily homosexual in nature; how one composes themselves in a very homosexually promiscuous manner.
Also refers to the sexual organ of a male Leoplaridon; derogitive slang
Bill is being such a Howard right now, i wish he wasn't so gay.
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1) n. a person who is too lazy to Boil Water so that he can eat dinner. A Howard will go for Minutes without food because no one heard him yell, "Hey can I have some of Your soup, I'm too tired to cook my own."
2) adj. a person who is unable to make the effort to CALL the pizza company. and ends up eating leftover spaghetti because quote: " Its too much effort to pick up the phone and call Dominoes. I'd rather just find something in the fridge and microwave it...well, maybe in few hours I will."
a College Freshman.
"Dude, freshman get on my nerves, they're too howard to go to the cafeteria to get lunch on Saturdays."
Also, a Sophmore who acts like said freshman
"You're so howard, I mistook you for a fish"
anyone over 350 pounds
"watch out, another howard is walking up to the buffet line"
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