Howard Edit Meaning

1.

To smash an egg over ones self whilst wanking.

Things got a bit sticky last night after i had a Howard.

See howard, masturbate, eggs, fucked, sticky

2.

when a person gets angry and has a spaz

hes chucked a howard once he ran into the tree

3.

HOWARD

1. Hand-Wrist Assisting Robotic Device

2. The average boy that likes the feeling of his everyday clothing; jacket, pants, etc. The Howard rarely changes his usual clothing of choice. The one that is called by many nicknames and can change appearance year to year.

ex.1) scientist: Hey! Bring over the HOWARD to my workstation! I need help with my handwriting.

ex.2) Look at that guy over there.

WOAH, it's a Howard!

Howard Liu

See liu, average, boy, robot, device

4.

a scruffthat lives on a council estate and wears the same clothes 5 times a week and doesnt get a bath.

*scruff walks in the room*

You Shout: Howard!!

See howard, robert, brown, carol, sweaty, betty

5.

To be sheep like in every way. Stalker like with a van, also has a bed in it. Thicker beard than Newman.

Kayla Howard Bah Bah

See sheep, beard, kayla, howard, newman

6.

Defining word of one being extraordinarily homosexual in nature; how one composes themselves in a very homosexually promiscuous manner.

Also refers to the sexual organ of a male Leoplaridon; derogitive slang

Bill is being such a Howard right now, i wish he wasn't so gay.

See gay, homo, fag, tim, super

7.

1) n. a person who is too lazy to Boil Water so that he can eat dinner. A Howard will go for Minutes without food because no one heard him yell, "Hey can I have some of Your soup, I'm too tired to cook my own."

2) adj. a person who is unable to make the effort to CALL the pizza company. and ends up eating leftover spaghetti because quote: " Its too much effort to pick up the phone and call Dominoes. I'd rather just find something in the fridge and microwave it...well, maybe in few hours I will."

a College Freshman.

"Dude, freshman get on my nerves, they're too howard to go to the cafeteria to get lunch on Saturdays."

Also, a Sophmore who acts like said freshman

"You're so howard, I mistook you for a fish"

anyone over 350 pounds

"watch out, another howard is walking up to the buffet line"

See howard, how, lazy, sloth, ass, freshman, sophmore