Hoyt Barnes

What is Hoyt Barnes?


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an annoying red haired, with nasty side burns and a big ugly spikey mop type person who enjoys all qualities of the average nerd.(Tiny lead figure painting, Computer games, star trek, etc.)

One who chooses to seek a mate who is unimaginably ugly, who could be mistaken for the opposite sex or a dog.

A being who mates on the couch with a parent walking in on the pair.

An individual who trys so fit in but is repeatedly denied.

Over all this is a being that is unwanted and should escape from the world that could become a cleaner, more beautiful environment.

"I really don't like those people"

"yeah, the're so ugly that Hoyt Barnes wouldn't even do that!"


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