What is Hozzletonk?
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when a gay man forces you to bump your nose against his penis or his nose in new zealand it means that he is maori and he means to kill you with anal. also it means that you are stupid enough to walk into a gay brothel on "k" road (new zealands whoreville).
i was walkin' down 'K' when a man forced me into a crevice for some hozzletonk with his bitch assed sons, all seventeen of them, musta been asian.
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