What is Htfu?
1.
Harden The Fuck Up
Used to tell a weak person or persons that they have become far too weak, and to prevent further embarrasment to the human race, they must Harden The Fuck Up.
1. I see that you are on the side of the road with a flat tire. What, you, a fully grown man can't change a tire yourself, and you're waiting for a tow truck? HTFU!
2. "This is Michael. He can't go on a family holiday without bringing his portable gaming console. HTFU, Michael!"
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"Hang the Fuck Up!" the cell phone correct version (especially appropriate for vehicular maladiction) of the well-established
"HTFU and DRIVE!" Ted shouted at the smugly self-absorbed yuppie soccer mom who was toddling along the freeway at 40mph in a van filled with children while simultaneously sipping her non-fat-non-dairy-decaf frap and babbling away on her cell phone oblivious to the furious world raging around her.
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Hurry the fuck up. A derivative of stfu that is used to coax the wife to hurry up in front of the kids.
We're late... HTFU man.
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It means "Hurry the fuck up!"
me: Hey Amanda
Amanda: what?
me: HTFU and suck my dick!
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dude htfu!!
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