Hubbard Edit Meaning

1.

An uncool, slow, unfashionable, annoying, awkward or stupid cyclist. Often identified by wearing a helmet that is more than 15 years old, poor judgement on the road or by the ridiculous cargo they carry on their bike. In a racing context hubbards are identified by having unshaven legs, riding a Giant or by an inability go round a corner with the peleton without almost causing a crash. Recumbent cyclists are automatically hubbards.

"Did you see that guy racing on a Softride?"

"Yeah, what a hubbard"

See hubbard, cycling, cyclist, recumbent

2.

Refers to a clump of dried shit stuck to someones ass-hair. Also referred to as a dingleberry.

I got shit on my chin going down on Jason's mom, she had a fucking Hubbard

See ass, shit, hair, hubbard, chris

3.

v., hubbarded, hubbarding, hubbards

n., hubbarder

1. To pursue by tracking stealthily.

2. To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement.

This hoodrat I slept with has been hubbarding me at work everyday, slowing down when she drives by to see if I am there.

See stalker, prowler, follower, lurker, cha-man

4.

a skool where u could get stabbed, jumped, and get a lady all in da same day. a raw skool and koo place to chill.

a skoolfilld wit gangs such as sd'z, kings, 26, gd'z, ambros, and raza.

i go to hubbard high skool.

i got jumped by hubbard high skool

See hubbard, hubberd, ghetto

5.

To be extremely thin but not anorexic.

John: Dude look at that hella hot girl over there!

Jack: HELL NOOO SHE BE HUBBARD!?

See anorexic, asian, white, the bay, fat

6.

Somone who gets beaten up by sumone who has one hand throwing punches and the other hand holding bourban.

SMACK

everyone "fuck you just smashed hubbard clint"

clint "well he ripped my shirt and i like this one"

Jackson "clint heres your alcohol"

Clint "cheers jack"

See hubbard, clint, fucked up, fight