Hugh Jardon

What is Hugh Jardon?

My French alias, Hugh Jardon, b/c I have a Huge Hard-on right now!

Bob:"Hey Sally, have you met my french cousin Hugh Jardon?"

Sally:"No Bob, but I sure would like too."

Bob:"Oh Sally, you will...and...you will."

It's Your Funeral

1. if you do it, you will suffer all the consequences! Go ahead, buy that worthless piece of junk. It's your funeral!..

Schmucking Around

1. goofing off, wasting time Stop schmucking around! There's work to do! See fooling around, wasting time, foolishness, waste, waste..

Apple Brown Betty

1. A pie pan full of digested apple shit that is baked at 350 degrees. It is served piping hot-crunchy on the outside soft and wet on the ..

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