Hugh Jardon

What is Hugh Jardon?


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My French alias, Hugh Jardon, b/c I have a Huge Hard-on right now!

Bob:"Hey Sally, have you met my french cousin Hugh Jardon?"

Sally:"No Bob, but I sure would like too."

Bob:"Oh Sally, you will...and...you will."


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