What is Hugo Chavez?
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Lard-ass president of Venezuela, constantly seeking attention by spouting anti-American rhetoric to any media outlet that will listen. Has allied himself with Iranian President Ahmadinejad, Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, and pretty much every other anti-American/socialist/fascist leader in the world. Currently adored by leftists for his anti-Bush stances and for leading a so-called Latino "Revolution" against American "imperialism", despite the fact that 80% of Venezuelans currently live below the poverty line.
Hugo Chavez getting applauded at the U.N. for calling Bush "the devil" eight times just shows how decadent the U.N. has become.
Viva Chavez? Pfft.
Hugo Chavez owning Citgo is just one more reason to drill Alaska.
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Half human, half gorilla and a complete dumbass attention whore. And a country actually chose him to lead them...
- Look, there's an Hugo Chavez!
- Remember, don't feed him, don't look at his eyes, and by all means, walk slowly.
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A far left-winged socialist who is also the President of Venezuela. He would have made a fine president if he didn't become friends with Iran and North Korea, simply for the sake of pissing off the US. It can be understood why he dislikes the US, but he doesn't have to be stupid.
The US hates Hugo Chavez, but not too much because a lot of their oil comes from Venezuela.
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Hugo Chavez is a charismatic, strong-willed and courageous political reformer who, as President of Venezuela, has probably done more to fight corporate corruption, promote socialism and unite Latin America against its traditional enemy, the United States, than any other living person.
Wouldn't it be great if Hugo Chavez would turn his guns on George W. Bush's friend and benefactor, software terrorist Bill Gates, inspiring some
blowback in the form of a Latin American Microsoft boycott that could spread around the world?
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