Hugshake

What is Hugshake?


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The awkward fumbling after greeting who is usually a distant relative. Neither party is sure whether to hug or shake hands, and so the dance begins, wherein both parties seem to do a sped-up version of the robot, first extending an open hand, then switching to open arms, with the other party doing the opposite.

Usually, this occurs with an in-law, but in some cases a drunkle is involved.

This always results in awkwardness, embarrassment, and comedy.

Mack: Did you see my hugshake with Mel?

Jake: Oh fuck, that was more awkward than Sarah Palin trying to answer a question about foreign policy.

Mack: ...so you're trying topical humour, eh? Palin, really?

Jake: Piss off, Mack.

See hugshake, awkward, drunkle, hug, handshake


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