Hum A Johnson

What is Hum A Johnson?

The combination of slobbing on a nob and humming one's favorite tune.

"I hum far too much johnson for my own good."

"I have an idea, how about you hum a johnson!"

"I'm gonna go tame that ass."

"I hooked up with a bitch last night."

"Did she hum your johnson?"

"Naw she gave me that gum job cus she had no teef."

See smut, blow job, woody, cock smoker

Ustacould

1. Was once able to. Well, I ustacould. Give me a minute and I mightcould again. See A.B.S. 2. (redneck word)slang for being able to do..

Zamf

1. Complete and utter astonishment. Can also be extended as "zamfir". Timmy: Dude, Janet and Carrie are here. Billy: ZAMF! ..

Chossom

1. the bit between your boobies. the smaller the tits the bigger the chossom. girl 1: bitch pull up your top. girl 2: why, can you see my..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Hum A Johnson Edit Meaning