Hum A Johnson

What is Hum A Johnson?

The combination of slobbing on a nob and humming one's favorite tune.

"I hum far too much johnson for my own good."

"I have an idea, how about you hum a johnson!"

"I'm gonna go tame that ass."

"I hooked up with a bitch last night."

"Did she hum your johnson?"

"Naw she gave me that gum job cus she had no teef."

See smut, blow job, woody, cock smoker

Fotfl

1. 1) Fall On The Floor Laughing 2) Fiber Optic Transmission Fault Location Baracudah---hey,they need a ^%$&*$ example? ZaK--------f..

Quapoosh

1. the sound of a whip cracking. "Oh, you have to go to a tupperware party with your wife, Bill? QUAPOOSH!!!" See pussy whipped..

Nozzle Fest

1. A disproportionate ratio of males to females. There are so many dudes in here it's a nozzle fest. See nozzle, fest, dick, sausage..

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