Hum A Johnson

What is Hum A Johnson?

The combination of slobbing on a nob and humming one's favorite tune.

"I hum far too much johnson for my own good."

"I have an idea, how about you hum a johnson!"

"I'm gonna go tame that ass."

"I hooked up with a bitch last night."

"Did she hum your johnson?"

"Naw she gave me that gum job cus she had no teef."

See smut, blow job, woody, cock smoker

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