Hum A Johnson

What is Hum A Johnson?


1.

The combination of slobbing on a nob and humming one's favorite tune.

"I hum far too much johnson for my own good."

"I have an idea, how about you hum a johnson!"

"I'm gonna go tame that ass."

"I hooked up with a bitch last night."

"Did she hum your johnson?"

"Naw she gave me that gum job cus she had no teef."

See smut, blow job, woody, cock smoker


63

Random Words:

1. An openly gay manwho has the outward mannerisms and demeanor of a woman; an openly gayguy whose gestures and manner are more normally as..
1. {NOUN} A colloquialism for the word 'penis' (both flaccid and erect) similar in meaning to peckeror woody. {VERB} To penetr..
1. ugly beast ; the OPPOSITE of sexy beast.. ; wanna be hater.. wishing they were others Dangg, your but makes you look like a kjai! See ..