Hume's Fork

What is Hume's Fork?


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A fork that Hume always consumed his food with and got it very dirty because he never washed it, eventually causing Hume to die from always eating with his dirty, bacteria ridden fork.

Man 1: Dude, are you using Hume's fork?

Man 2: Yeah, why?

Man 1: Wash that man, you dont wanna die like Hume!

See hume, fork, spork


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