What is Humping Puppy?
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A guy/girl who will not leave you alone, but you don't want to tell them to go away because they are cute in a sad/pathetic sort of way. Like how you can't kick a puppy that is humping your leg, because it is too cute.
"That guy won't leave me alone, but he's a
humping puppy so I can't tell him to skrew off!"
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the painful outcome while dryhumping: a bit of skin from the dick gets caught in the teeth of your zipper from the inside of the jeans.
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What you say when someone tries to put you down and make themselves look cool. You are implying that because they "party" they..