Humplecracken

What is Humplecracken?

A Mythical dragon like beast that lives under your bed, munches on biscuit crumbs and has a tiny penis.

"There's crumbs in the bed again"

"Must have been the humplecracken"

See dragon, beast, biscuit, waistcoat

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