No Vaseline

What is No Vaseline?


1.

The act of delivering honest personal assessment, without any soft peddling ; To deliver bad news directly and without sugar coating;usually with some measure of satisfaction;

"You know I'm your best friend so I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- you are an asshole" ; " I just found out about the bank account , and I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- we're broke". I got the results of your tests back, and here it is with no Vaseline -you failed"

See blunt, direct, honest, schadenfreud, smug

2.

when some one fucks up, has no luck, makes a mistake, looks like a dumbass and/or a chick gets boned and its dry down there. . . therefore you have. . . No Vaseline. . . Biatch

Shola. . . . Kunal. . . Tottenham. . . Miss Procter. . .

No Vaseline. . .

See no vaseline, vaseline, no, ass, anal, tea bagging, kunal, bowcat, tottenham, pe, btec

3.

The term given when no lubricant is used while playing butt darts.

When my boyfriend performed anal spelunking on me last night, he used no vaseline and ripped me a new one!

See Steve


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