Humptied

What is Humptied?


1.

disgraced by inebriation, embarassingly drunk, negatively affected by the consumption of alcohol (etymology; humpty-dumpty: "humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings' horses and all the king's men, couldn't put humpty together again---")

"Like yo, she drank a whole fifth of vodka and got humptied fallin' down the stairs!"

"I got humptied last night, pukin' all over the floor and fallin' on people."

See drunk, wasted, embarassing, alcohol, shame, party foul, gaffe, hammered, shit-faced, pissed, pissy


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