What is Humptied?
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disgraced by inebriation, embarassingly drunk, negatively affected by the consumption of alcohol (etymology; humpty-dumpty: "humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings' horses and all the king's men, couldn't put humpty together again---")
"Like yo, she drank a whole fifth of vodka and got humptied fallin' down the stairs!"
"I got humptied last night, pukin' all over the floor and fallin' on people."
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(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.
*Elitist would actually enjoy this.
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to finger a girl than pee all over her face that make her suck on the fingers that were shoved into her pussy.
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