Humpy Town

What is Humpy Town?


1.

A slur against Tappahannock, Virginia. There are only 1500 people, but one happens to be rapper Chris Brown. So everybody pretends to be a kingpin. Most of the people happen to be humpy, however.

Humpy 1: "He got all up in my face 'cuzza his grrl talkin' 'bout my grill."

Humpy 2: "Snap!"

Humpy 1: "Jus life in Humpy Town."

See humpy, chris brown, thugs, snap

2.

A derogatory name for Tappahanock, Virginia. Tappahannock is known for its wannabe street-thug but still too small town populace. There's a lot of inbreeding going on.

The skanks were out in force at Humpy Town Walmart.

See humpy, red neck, thug, thuggy, small town

3.

Dis against Tappahannock, Va. The people here are mostly humps, as in "dumb as a hump in the road", so everybody calls it humpy town. However, the more successful Chris gets, the bigger the heads of the humps become.

Hump1: Chris Brown in dat movie Stomp da Yard.

Hump2: Yup.

Hump1: He dead.

Hump2: He dead?

Hump1: In da movie, yo.

Hump2: Chris be crunkin', Humpy Town representin'.

Hump1: Hollywood keepin' da Hump man down, gotsta have him die, yo.

Hump2: True dat.

See hump, humpy, thug, redneck, whigger, chris brown, small town, tards

4.

Tappahannock, Va. Chris Brown's hometown. This tiny hamlet also was featured in Farenheit 911. A small, inbred place, famous for beating girlfriends/wives.

Humpy 1: RiRi was mad cuz Chris got a txt from Paris, and Chris gave RiRi the smackdown.

Humpy 2: He learned all that in Humpy Town.

See hump, humpy, thug, redneck, chris brown, small town


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