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A pedophile muppet, running for president.
Man 1: "Dude, have you seen Mike Huckabee lately?"
Man 2: "Shit yeah, that p..
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When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she bleeds. After you cum, you pull out and wipe your bloody dick on her teddybear. And th..
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another way of saying "don't look at me like that."
Fred: STFU.
Tom: (gives weird look)
Fred: Don't look at me li..