Hungry Howie

What is Hungry Howie?


1.

One who aimlessly performs cunnilingus on random strippers who have persuaded him into the "champagne room." This fool actually pays a stripper to pleasure her. Later, after several drinks, he becomes very angry and takes a taxi home by himself.

Chet: You know, there actually IS sex in the champagne room.

Biff: How do you know?

Chet: Because Hungry Howie over there just paid a stripper to eat her out.

Biff: Is that why he has herpes bumps on his lips?

2.

A pizza restaurant, similar to Domino's, but cheaper and nastier.

Do you want Hungry Howie's, or would you like some real food?


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