What is Hurting Bert?
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When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.
Bob pulled a hurting bert last year!
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sucking a woman's breasts so hard that blood vessels have broken and caused serious discomfort and bruising
last night, Terb gave Katina a hurting bert
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A particular sexual escapade involving one male and three females belonging to the Tri-Delta sorority.
"Dude, I totally had a Nine..
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to be covered in monkey seamon and beaton with a stick carver from the tree in ralf naters frount lawn !
shut your fuckin face before i..