What is Hurting Bert?
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When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.
Bob pulled a hurting bert last year!
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sucking a woman's breasts so hard that blood vessels have broken and caused serious discomfort and bruising
last night, Terb gave Katina a hurting bert
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When a guy has a 2-girl 3some, but makes them both wear strap-on penises. In this case, the guy gets "put on the spit" and get..
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A person who likes to get fucked in the ass so hard he gets Hemorrhoids.
____ is such a dragonflare, he took it in the ass and liked it..
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Also known as when someone(emo) cuts themselves across the wrist.
Emo kids usually do it because they want to die, but truthfully that ..
