What is Hurting Bert?
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When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.
Bob pulled a hurting bert last year!
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sucking a woman's breasts so hard that blood vessels have broken and caused serious discomfort and bruising
last night, Terb gave Katina a hurting bert
Random Words:
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Basically an anniversary but for months instead.
"How long have you and Todd been going out?"
"Our 4 month lunaversary..
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A vagina, resembling a curtain in front of a doorway made out of beef.
That woman was so loose, her gaping beef curtains were flapping ..
