What is Hurting Bert?
1.
When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.
Bob pulled a hurting bert last year!
2.
sucking a woman's breasts so hard that blood vessels have broken and caused serious discomfort and bruising
last night, Terb gave Katina a hurting bert
Random Words:
1.
Fruity bottled alcoholic drinks made to look like they are for men.
i.e. Mikes Hard Lemonade, Parrot Bay, Smirnoff Ice, etc.
wine
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