What is Hurting Bert?
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When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.
Bob pulled a hurting bert last year!
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sucking a woman's breasts so hard that blood vessels have broken and caused serious discomfort and bruising
last night, Terb gave Katina a hurting bert
Random Words:
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Missionary Sex, the boring type that makes the Catholic church happy and anyone who actually enjoys sex sad.
"Herd u fucked Julie,..
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used when you have nothing else to say. used to confuse others and to get off the topic you wish not to talk about. A confuser.
Shanant..