What is Hurting Bert?
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When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.
Bob pulled a hurting bert last year!
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sucking a woman's breasts so hard that blood vessels have broken and caused serious discomfort and bruising
last night, Terb gave Katina a hurting bert
Random Words:
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pl. n. literary or artistical account of dreams that are sexual in nature.
In my dream journal, there's a lot of oneirotica.
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Someone who throws corndogs on the celing and thinks its a flying dildo.
Never bring a $5.50 whore to the circus!
See dildos, skanks, ..
