Hurting Bert

What is Hurting Bert?


1.

When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.

Bob pulled a hurting bert last year!

2.

sucking a woman's breasts so hard that blood vessels have broken and caused serious discomfort and bruising

last night, Terb gave Katina a hurting bert


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