What is Hydraulic Shit?
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The type of shit you take after hitting the stall about one second before shitting your pants. You assault the bowl with a steamer that is of normal consistancy however the back pressure is so great that the turd is projected out at such great speed that no residue has time to stick to your cheeks and the use of toilet paper is not necessary. Very similar to the Carpenters Cut.
Man I feel hydraulic shit coming on, you better pull into that gas station before I shit my pants, I am already breaking out in a cold sweat!
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