Hylton-smith Fakeup

What is Hylton-smith Fakeup?


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To get a girl in the mood and totally gagging for it. Then, when the time is right, go in for the kiss, but at the last minute, say "I will never ever ever sleep with you in my entire life" and headbutt her in the face. Walk away laughing.

I was worried Christine was getting the wrong idea, so I performed a textbook hylton-smith fakeup to make my feelings clear.

See break up, rejected, rejection, angry pirate, donkey punch, cleveland steamer, Filth Wizard


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