What is Hyperassilation?
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Extreme fear or panic may cause someone's asshole to open and close (ocillate) at a high rate of speed. Hyperventalation of the ass.
When her husband pulled up in the driveway, John began suffering from acute hyperassilation. He grabbed his underwear and socks and ran out the back door.
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A podunk, redneck town located in central Florida. Just like the butter, but not as slippery.
Also home to the world infamous Flapjack..