Hypocock

What is Hypocock?

a hypocrite that also happens to be a dick and or asshole at the same time.Being a hypocrite in a mean fashion.

Man my dad is a real hypocock when he yells at me for smokeing when he does.

See hypocrite, asshole, hypocritical, ass

Half A Stalk

1. When your penis becomes half-erect. After she kissed my balls I suddenly got 'half a stalk'. See one eyed wonder weasel, one..

Joentje

1. a creature that likes to steal girlfriends from their boyfriends oh god take cover its joentje again hunting for new girls that have a ..

Cookalous

1. can be referred to as either: 1. boobs. 2. penis/ balls. 1. "DAAAANG, Sarah's cookalous are owning." 2. "Dude, s..

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