I Am Your Father

What is I Am Your Father?


1.

A. A phrase made famous by Star Warsepisode, The Empire Strikes Back. It is the pivotal plot twist in the movie and is usually misquoted in a feigned Darth Vader voice as “Luke, I am your father,” whenever someone named Luke introduces himself to a Star Wars fan. Star Wars purists maintain the full quote is actually “No, I am your father.”

B. A phrase that someone named Luke growing up in the 1980’s would hear at least twice a month by random people who always make a ridiculous attempt to simulate James Earl Jones’ voice. They usually follow up by saying “I bet you never heard that before!”

Luke: "Hi my name is Luke."

Random Person putting hands up to mouth and breathing: "qwrrrr, qwrrrr, LuuuUUUuuuke I am your father! - Ha! betcha never heard that before!"

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What more can you say ? Guys say this occasionally to their children

A younggirl had been seriouslyinjured in a roadaccident. Her parents satby the sideof her bed for months. Oneday they thoughtthey saw her eyesblink. Her dad said " I am your father "

See da, daddy, old man, pater, pop

3.

response to a really clished line, usually breaking someone's hopes of putting a cool line in to the conversation.

-Guys i know we can do it! If at first you dont succeed, try try again!

-yeah, and i am your father


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