I Could Eat A Nun's Arse Through A Convent Gate Edit Meaning

1. A penis, or "clam-jammer" "Why did you bonk my ticklestick?" See tickle, stick, ticklestick, clam, jammer..

1. If a girl's breasts look like eggs when she is on her back you splooge your hollandaise sauce load on them and call it an eggs benn..

1. He is the oracle of things muchly funny. The inventor of the acronym ROFLMAOYFC (roll on floor laughing my ass of you fucking cunt) It..