I Love College

What is I Love College?


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A terrible, terrible song written and performed by suburban white-boy Asher Roth. It is the rich, suburban, frat-boy national anthem. Incredibly disgraceful with terrible, meaningless lyrics that make you cry on the inside because it reminds you of depressing America is.

Lyrics:

"That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it

I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need

Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college"

"Asher Roth is so white, he doesn't even try to be a wigger; he just wears American Eagle and Abercrombie all day like everyone else from his wonderful suburb."

Non-US Citizen: ' "I Love College"? Why would anyone pay for this shit?"

See asher, college, drinking, smoking, women, rap, white boy, wigger, wigga, eminem


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