Ibonics

What is Ibonics?


1.

it's "ebonics" dumbass

Only fucking ediots speak ibonics.

See Nick D

2.

Italian ebonics. Real Italians do not speak this way.

American Italians mis-pronounce words such as mozzarella and ricotta into moot-suh-rel' and ri-goht', this is ibonics.

See italian, ebonics, guido, mob, pizza

3.

A linguistic trend involving the use of acronyms, deliberate misspellings, and omitted letters and punctuation, for the purpose of quicker typing and/or texting on any of the various intarwebz. Not to be confused with leetspeak, which requires correct spelling using representational characters.

Troll - "OMG, ur so ghey I pwnd u lollerz!!!1!!!11!!"

Grammar Nazi - "Quit talking in ibonics, scrub..."

See slang, noob, internet, text, scrub, nerd, forum

4.

what our kids are learning now a days at school from teachers who've gone to college and didn't learn what they were 'spose to.

well...enough said

5.

its whats off tha chain yo. snap, a sista cant explain enough lately. fo sho!

aw snap! man, hes so cute up- and down! he gonna slide, past west side brutha. fo real! (stay white, god stay white)

See Jeanine

6.

not a word... yet...

internet ebonics?

another word for "l33t5p34k"?

Example:

7.

nigga talk

fa sho


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