What is Icantsignanythingism?
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The highest of all religions. Name comes from the belief that names are a relection of ones soul, and writing that name on anything transfers your soul to that thing, and obviously away from you. To retrieve your soul again, you must ask the icantsignanythingism god for his pity.
On a certain week of December, this religion's only holiday occurs. During this unnamed holiday, the few members of this religion wear masks and light a circle of candles. They each take turns burning a piece of paper with a signiture on it. Doing so signifies the burning of the soul when it is taken away by signature.
Mary joined icantsignanythingism, but her signiture fetish interfered with her practices so she converted to Judaism.
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