What is Ice Cream Masturbation?
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The act of walking back from an ice cream machine while you use the ice cream cone as a dick and make it look like you're groping it back and forth while you moan.
Sean was doing an ice cream masturbation while Mr. Hammer watched and smiled.
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A key phrase for quite possibly the manliest of all men, Al Bundy.
"Do you hate your wife Al?"
"Abosfrickinlutely"..