What is Ice Cream Masturbation?


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The act of walking back from an ice cream machine while you use the ice cream cone as a dick and make it look like you're groping it back and forth while you moan.

Sean was doing an ice cream masturbation while Mr. Hammer watched and smiled.

See scissoring, moaning, sexy time


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