What is Iceberg?
1.
A coil of poop large enough to protrude from the surface of the water in the toilet. Usually a direct result of volcanic colon, aka, fire of a thousand anuses.
Used manly as a warning:
ICEBERG RIGHT AHEAD!!!!!
2.
a line of cheap ass apparel that wannabe black white kids wear and think theyre cool. Wearin a fuckin snoopy t shirt, thats real stylin HA
Stupid Goomba
Dumb Goomba thought he was the shit in some cheap ass iceberg clothes, the only reason hes wearin it is cause he heard it in a rap song
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3.
A person who has a skinny face and head--attractive even--but has a body like a blubbery Tiger Tank. Like a real iceberg, the majority of girth is often unseen (applies most relevantly to checking out people while driving).
She was looking to be a hot one when she pulled into the parking lot at the grocery store until she got out of the car and revealed she was an astonishing iceberg. I started walking the other way.
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4.
A premeditated sexual act that involves freezing a shit in tupperware and concealing until intercouse. Right as the woman has an orgasm, you take out the frozen turd and flop it on her chest shouting "THERE'S THE ICEBERG BITCH!"
I opened Jim's refrigerator only to find it stocked not with edibles, but layer upon layer of ready to go icebergs.
"hey man, you gonna flush that shit? I need a couple icebergs for my girlfriend this week"
"you never see the iceberg until it is too late..."
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5.
a fat rock of cocaine
whoa, that's a fucking iceburg you just placed on the cd case. cut that shit up and let's get
zooted
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6.
A girl or guy that is driving a car and looks really hot or cute behind the steering wheel, but when they get out of the car and you can see them completely, they are alot bigger then they should be. (Like an Iceberg, the biggest part is hidden under the water where you cant see)
Driver, "Dude, this chick parked next to us is so HOT!" Passenger, "OMG, you better take that back, she just got out of the car and is a total Iceberg!"
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7.
A girl who looks great from the breasts or neck up, but is absolutely huge from the breasts down.
I looked at that girl as she was sitting in her car and she was incredibly hot; then she got out and she turned out to be just another iceberg with way too big a booty.
