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Sperm, cum, splooge or other terms for semen.
She chugged my liquid kid...
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the subtle dance coaxing a girl into allowing you to plug the backdoor and also the act itself.
"My wife let me whip out the elect..
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High quality, expensive coffee (i.e. Starbucks, Peets, etc.)
Give her the news after she has some yuppie crack...