What is I'd Split That In Half?
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Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."
It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.
"Wow, she's stacked! I'd split that in half!"
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absolutely sure
more acceptable to say if you actually have AIDS
from a South Park episode
"are you sure dude?" "yeah ..