Idfk

What is Idfk?


1.

A semi-polite way of admitting that you don't have a clue. Abbreviation for "I don't f***ing know."

Boss:"What's wrong with the coffee machine?"

You:"idfk!"

See Gumby

2.

abreviation-i dont fuckin know

girl-do u like me

boy-idfk

girl-crying silently

See i, dont, fucking, know, girl


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