Idiot Strings

What is Idiot Strings?


1.

Strings that are designed to prevent some dumbass from losing his/her mittens. Usually worn by children under the age of 7.

That dumbfuck lost his mittens. He seriously needs some idiot strings.

See idiot, string, mittens, lost, dumbfuck


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