What is Ifuk?
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The act of cruelly punishing those closest to you, especially in cases where those parties have done you a big solid within 2 months. This unique act is out-of-the-blue and elicits jaw-dropping, outrage and alienation.
Stranger: "Oh wow, how do you like your
iPhone ."
You Friend: "Like it? I LOVE it!"
Stranger: "Man, that's what everybody says. I gotta' get one...especially now that they're, like, 30% cheaper!"
Your Friend: "What?"
Stranger: "Ooh, sorry dude. iFuk?"
Your Ex-Friend: "iFuk."
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