Ignore The Bastard Edit Meaning

1. to attack with surprise, cuteness, and poor grammar. Like assault, can be used in both noun and verb forms. LOL u cans not turn back ma..

1. The safest, most politically correct holiday in the world. Of course, that's assuming you live somewhere that they have winter......

1. To dance a jig in your boxers so that your junk bounces visibly all over the place, often to the detriment of your friends and passersby..