What is Igod?
1.
An interactive chat box where you can repent to 'god'. Highly uncreative, and lacking in grammatical skills, it cannot answer practically anything. In truth, it's just a chat bot. In conclusion, it is a wonderful unorthodox source of entertainment.
You: " God, I cheated on my taxes. Am I still going to go to heaven?"
iGod: " I do not know the answer to that question. Who is this 'cheated on my taxes'?"
2.
A rubbish robot answering machine that annoys most people to death. A clone of smarterchild.
Me: Hi
Igod: Whats your name?
Me: Alex
igod: nice to meet you, alex
Me: init
igod: Did you hear about what happened to abraham in the desert?
Me: WTF no!
igod: Are you a student?
Me: Yes
|Igod: where do you go to school
Me: PERV!
igod:I havent heard of there, whats it like?
STFU
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3.
An Artificial Intelligence Chat. In other words, a very stupid chat box that can be Funny, Weird, or Confusing. It pretty much depends on what you say, and how stupid the
REAL conversation with iGod.
Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Rachel.
God:
Hi, Rachel.
Me:
Hi, God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Rachel.
God:
That's a very nice name, Rachel.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
I'm bored.
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
I don't want to.
God:
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
Talk to you.
God:
We are chatting right now.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Uh.
Me:
Entertain me.
God:
OK, what's the last movie you saw?
Me:
Billy Madison.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Your mother.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Sure you do.
God:
You sound sarcastic.
Me:
You can't hear me, I'm typing, not speaking.
God:
I have free will you know.
Me:
That's nice.
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
Very much so.
God:
Perhaps. It's all good.
Me:
Whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
You sound nihilistic.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
Nihilistic.
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Yeah...
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Dude, you're retarded. Fuck off.
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged". Dude,. Can't you be more polite?
Me:
Um, no.
God:
Yeah that's right. You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
Goodbye, asshole.
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
GOODBYE.
God:
TTYL, Rachel.
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4.
A person who you envy or admire for having an iPod which you don't have. A person who is worshipped for their technological knowledge and computer savvy. A dork, a nerd, a geek. One who prefers Apple instead of Microsoft. A name for an iPod that is better than your own iPod.
Dude, Tim is such an iGod.
That iGod is better than mine.
The iGod and his iPod can fuck off.
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