Ikea Kaiser

What is Ikea Kaiser?

Person or person whom for no known reason decide to furnish their houses entirely of junk from Ikea.

Woman 1: Ooh, I love your new sofa.

Ikea Kaiser: Yes I got it from Ikea along with everything else you can see and touch

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