Ikea Kaiser

What is Ikea Kaiser?

Person or person whom for no known reason decide to furnish their houses entirely of junk from Ikea.

Woman 1: Ooh, I love your new sofa.

Ikea Kaiser: Yes I got it from Ikea along with everything else you can see and touch

See ikea, kaiser, miser, furniture

Lines

1. powdered cocaine, usually sniffed I smoke white lines 2. What George W. does for a good time. G Dub can snort a line like no ones bu..

Baby Slits

1. Another word for Ecstasy. mmmm we were rollin on some baby slits. See mdma, mescaline, e, ecstasy, x..

Caught Jacking Off

1. When you doing your daily jerk at night and your mom or dad walks in and catches ya. Jake: (slap) (slap) (SLAP) Dad: Hey son, could I...

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