Ikea Virgin

What is Ikea Virgin?

A first-time shopper at an IKEA.

Hey, can I ask you a question, I'm an IKEA virgin?

See newbie, rookie, trainee, geek

Oby

1. pronounced "ah-bee" a beautiful girl, fine young lady; Dang, check out Oby over there...I wanna talk to HER. See fine, dime..

Ribbed Jockey

1. The act of having sex through holes in worn out ribbed underwear. I was too lazy to take my wifes's underwear off, so I gave her a..

Tradesman's Entrance

1. The arse. Mr Winton wants to deliver the sausage to the tradesman's entrance...

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