What is Ilkeston?
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Natural habitat of tracksuit wearing single mothers and youths who still think the football casual look is trendy, some twenty years too late. See also Eastwood, Long Eaton, Jacksdale or any other Nottinghamshire/Derbyshire inbred border town shit-hole.
Look at that scrubby cunt over there, I bet he comes from Ilkeston
Random Words:
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To screw something up or when something isfucked up.
I done jimmy jacked my leg jumpin' off that damn horse. or That whole situati..
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(Not quite sure what pretense this goes under) A popular phrase used by jackasses in half-assed fake Executive E-mails to de-fame or moc..
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To loose half your stuff to a bitchy fiancee and then get cunt struck by the next girl that comes along, Leaving you in a position where..