I'm Your Dad

What is I'm Your Dad?


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A comeback of the "yo' mama" genre. If you really think about its implications, it's rather insulting.

Steve: "Yo' mama blows so hard she started Hurricane Katrina tryin' to put out the candles on her birthday cake."

Tony: "Awwww sheeit..."

Derek: "All right."

Steve: "Yo' brother so broke and stupid he went to the Nickelback concert to try to get 5 cents."

Tony: "Diggity damn..."

Derek: "Oh yeah?"

Steve: "Yeah. And I heard your sister got a summer job breedin' hound dogs!"

Tony: "Ooh...that hurts."

Derek: "Well I'm your dad."

Steve: "What?"

Derek: "Yeah, just got the paternity test results. I remember that night. I was in line right behind the St. John'sbasketball team."

Tony: "Ooooooh snap! You just got served, son."

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