What is Imaginary Girlfriend?
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
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What you buy after losing weight and all of your old clothes don't fit. A reward to yourself after all of your hard work.
Tom: Hey..
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A woman that is related to the 'Boss' of the mafia.
ex-Daughter, wife, grand-daughter.
Mainly Italianwomen of high class.
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