What is Imaginary Girlfriend?
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
Random Words:
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*noun*; the tendency for the public to want to hold income in cash relative to its willingness to hold it as interest-bearing savings (b..
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tight as a fishes arse. Somebody who is really tight stingy and with there money.
tight as a fishes arse is When fishes poo there shit ..
