What is Imaginary Girlfriend?
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
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The overwhelmingly horrifying deformation that occurs when a man or woman is so incredibly fat that their lower back forms an entirely s..
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the process of receiving oral pleasures from a female, whilst consuming a Baconator from Wendy's.
This girl was giving me an Ohio ..
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The act of receiving anal sex while vomiting simultaneously.
A.K.A.- U.D.R.B.
Sheila used that new strap-on today to give me an Upside..
