What is Imaginary Girlfriend?
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
Random Words:
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Project Satan; One who looks solely like a rat, marks for raven, and has the personality of wet dog shit
This rat faced ferret LOST TO ..
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anb isidore smart is a synonym for shadow
person1: why is isidore smart following you?
person2:oh no its just my shadow..
