What is Imaginary Girlfriend?
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
Random Words:
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longest swear word ever; used on buffy the vamp. slayer once
zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker!
See sekio..
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The most idiotest idiot in idiotdom.
ZEN-KUTSADOSHI is an idiot...
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A nap taken during a NASCAR race. Usually done around lap 25 in anticipation of waking up for the final 25 laps.
"Man I got hammer..
