What is Imaginary Girlfriend?
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
Random Words:
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One of those people you alway see in the yahoo chats or game rooms. Constantly chatting and profiles that are nearly a whole website.
D..
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to molest someone/thing in an uncontrolable manner
thats some hullamolestation shit right there..
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The creation of jewelry consisting of semen.
Rings: during hand-shandy's
Necklace's: when she doesn't swallow
Bracelet..
