What is Imaginary Girlfriend?
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
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Term used by Eastern Europeans (who usually don't know english well, but like to show off) to display their false claims of suffici..
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A campaign from the state of Montana saying not to use Meth. These ads are usually very messed up and fucking scary. D:
"Picking f..
