What is Imaginary Girlfriend?
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
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(n. proper) Acclaimed writer of the famous epochal novel The Tiger's Revenge. Born 11 AD as Harry Balzonia. Died 1983 of a terribl..
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The act of waking up in the morning and inserting one's penis into the anus of a still-sleeping partner.
Jill just kept snoring th..
