What is Imaginary Girlfriend?
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
Random Words:
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An excuse mormans use to get people out of the room so they can watch porn or some related thing.
Kid-Hey dad whatcha doin?
Dad-What?O..
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The land of lolzer where everyone lols all day long. This is the utopia of lol.
A: i wish i was in lolzerland
B: LOL
A: yay i am in l..
