What is Imaginary Girlfriend?
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
Random Words:
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an expression used to express surprise or excitement.
Shane: "we're throwing Rosalie a surprise party"
Rhudy: "is ..
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When you get so drunk that you feel your face being ripped off.
Jesper: These drinks are really strong!
Ian: Yeah - I feel my face bei..
