What is Imaginary Girlfriend?
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
Random Words:
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During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire..
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Phrase used on a person who is behaving/speaking in a highly bitchlike manner.
Jonathan: "Al Gore drank my apple juice."
Bri..
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Woke Up Inside My Dad
The Unfortunate act of becoming sickeninly drunk, and waking up inside your dad.
"dude, i got retarded off ..
