What is Imaginary Girlfriend?
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
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Someone who sits online all day and stalks people aim, myspace, and etc. Often making fake profile to throw off their identity.
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A hairstyle pimped by nerdy white kids with curly hair that isn't nappy enough to be a perfect afro, nor short enough on top to be ..
