What is Imaginary Girlfriend?
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
Random Words:
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Slang for my roommate Jim. I had this dream where I called him Crunky B. Rock and thought it was hilarious.
Yo, Crunky B. get over here..
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a cheesedoodle is a reference to a man with a small penis. typically a cheesedoodle will attempt to distract his sexual interst from dis..
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A phrase used to elaborately describe taking a crap.
"Sorry I'm late, I was just exorcising the brown daemons from my arse!&q..
