What is Imaginary Girlfriend?
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
Random Words:
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Another creative term for male masturbation
I'm spending a quiet evening with Rosie Palms tonight.
See Mason..
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A Word To describe something Tragic yet Gross.
That Girls Hair is GrossNasty
See gross, nasty, tragic, disgusting, puke, ugly..
