What is Imaginary Girlfriend?
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
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When two men have anal sex so violently that their testicles bump together.
Fabio: Oh dear! I was bumpin' nuggets with Steve last ..
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alternative to cut and paste
Stupid boy: How do I get that bit of writing from that window to this one?
Clever Girl: Just lick and sti..
