What is Imaginary Girlfriend?
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
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when a guy cums, his sperm flies across the room and splooshes against the wall, floor, hot women.
last night i impressed my girlfriend..
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a douche from the planet zarson who takes magic way to far; he has a small penis, only the size of a yu-gi-oh card
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