What is Imaginary Girlfriend?
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
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Someone who does graphic design, page layout or artworking for a living. It comes from them using Quark Xpress a professional grade page..
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A fly that eats, and swarms around shit.
He is known as the shreep fly.
They all hung out like shreep flies.
See shit fly..
