What is Imoonofacia?
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a rare condition!
Symptoms include a face in the shape of the moon (moon-face), blotchy red facial skin and blank eyes like those found on a freshly slaughtered Turbot.
There is also a psychological side to imoonofacia. People with this condition tend to be male of the species and are driven to Troll gay Internet forums looking to cause as much havoc as they possibly can. Thankfully though another symptom of imoonofacia is low intelligence so their attempts to spoil the fun of the sane majority don't get anywhere.
Sufferers may also believe they have a partner though the sad reality is that all sufferers of imoonofacia live alone in cold damp surrounding.
It was a shame that Nick was born with such a debilitating condition, imoonofacia.
I looked in his imoonofacia eyes. They were blue but nobody home!
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