Kegel Exerciser

What is Kegel Exerciser?

A stainless steel rod that men and women use to strengthen the Kegel muscles (pelvic floor).

Also a common excuse for a women to purchase a dildo...

Jane: What is that in your sock drawer? A dildo?

Fern: No, of course not... it's, er... a Kegel Exerciser.

Jane: Oh... that's completely reasonable. I'm sorry to have called you a sexually starved slag.

Fern: ... you didn't...

See dildo, desperate, slag, kegel, milf

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Hassleful

1. too much trouble for what it's worth; opposite of hassleless Yo dogg, it's hassleful to drive 20 minutes to the Clio theater ..

Kovah

1. An alias made up by someone who was tired of everyone stealing his name. Spell it backwards to make more sense. Kovah will pwnxor u! ..

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