Kegel Exerciser

What is Kegel Exerciser?


1.

A stainless steel rod that men and women use to strengthen the Kegel muscles (pelvic floor).

Also a common excuse for a women to purchase a dildo...

Jane: What is that in your sock drawer? A dildo?

Fern: No, of course not... it's, er... a Kegel Exerciser.

Jane: Oh... that's completely reasonable. I'm sorry to have called you a sexually starved slag.

Fern: ... you didn't...

See dildo, desperate, slag, kegel, milf


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