What is Kegel Exerciser?
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A stainless steel rod that men and women use to strengthen the Kegel muscles (pelvic floor).
Also a common excuse for a women to purchase a dildo...
Jane: What is that in your sock drawer? A
dildo ?
Fern: No, of course not... it's, er... a Kegel Exerciser.
Jane: Oh... that's completely reasonable. I'm sorry to have called you a sexually starved
slag .
Fern: ... you didn't...
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A massive queef which causes tremours in the Earth's crust and causes multiple vaginal thunder claps
Tom: What the fuck was that?!..
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A penis as large as a big French breadstick.
I used my grande baguette to give Anna Nicole Smith her first stretch marks since the grea..