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Taking a crap into a condom, then freezing the condom + turd to use as a dildo later.
Staal couldn't wait for his frozen mickey to..
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When a hot chick is on you and you are about to lose your moyd or have to tend to your intestinal calling, tell your friend "this o..
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With absolutely no deference to the dame it references, a Judi Dench is a colossal bowel movement.
He left a big Judi Dench in the toil..
